Go choke on your irony

Alix Smith.
Dippy barmaid who walks into stuff and falls over a lot.

Hi I’m alix, it is 10:25 on a Friday morning and i am rough as fuck, still drunk hoping not to vomit all over the train on my way home. But i broke my dry spell so everything is great in the world.

One of the best birds i know is turning 20 today, I’m missing another one because I’m a shit mate but i hope its amazing baba, lots of love

One of the best birds i know is turning 20 today, I’m missing another one because I’m a shit mate but i hope its amazing baba, lots of love

I was photobombed by beetles having sec

I was photobombed by beetles having sec

Me and mumma got a selfie with an elephant

Me and mumma got a selfie with an elephant

I had a crazy week, followed by an even crazier weekend, now its time to look for a job and get my life back on track.

Funny that the place I was so desperate to leave 5 years ago is the place that I feel so comfortable now, going back to kettering for 2 nights actually put everything into perspective. Seeing people who I was really close with and even people not so much so and them acting like nothing has changed between us, everyone was happy to see me. I enjoyed myself on friday night more than I have in a long time. Partying with my big brother til 7am, dancing on a stage with old friends, really genuinely enjoying myself with people who actually want to be around me. It was wonderful.

Favorite outfit

Favorite outfit

I really fucking miss having a guy