Go choke on your irony

Alix Smith. Dumb bitch who talks too much and falls over a lot.

Woke up this morning the right side of my face is double its usual size and throbbing and I’m covered in bug bites. So i took a handful of painkillers and had a smoke in attempt to ease the pain. Just woke up at 3pm feeling disgusting and in pain again. Work at 6 is gonna suck.


I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

I discovered while working at an expensive restaurant in north Norfolk, people who think they have money don’t tip, people who have money look like they don’t and tip well.

(via loveyourchaos)


It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

(via zombiesailor)


shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via bambiandpixie)

My hot water bottle and vibrator have the same name…

A Little Princess (1995)

 I am a princessAll girls are. Even if they live in tiny old atticsEven if they dress in ragseven if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or youngThey’re still princessesAll of usDidn’t your father ever tell you that? Didn’t he?

(Source: jadorefilm, via z0mbie-pirate)


Do whatever you want damnit.

Fill your body with fruit. Eat cookies all day. Pack your stuff and go see the world. Game all day with the blinds shut. Meet new people. Run through a flower field until your legs fall off. Get an office job. Sleep until 2pm.

Just do what makes you hella happy, for fuck sake.

(via bambiandpixie)