Go choke on your irony

Alix Smith. Dumb bitch who talks too much and falls over a lot.

Having a moment

No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with.

—Mark Patterson (via kushandwizdom)

(via kennakittymeow)


Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via blissfulbeing)

Crying with laughter at Aaron, we’ve just ordered pizza even tho we’ve had dinner. There’s burnt rizla and Scalextrics everywhere and he just bunny hopped out the front door on a mountain bike. Luckily I’ve only got another week here otherwise I’d probably go insane.

Alright agreeing to work at 12 when i haven’t in 2 months and staying up til 1 was a terrible idea… Cant be arsed to walk 45minutes into town 😩 cant wait to be in my flat

I got the job!!!!! 😏

I’ve got a trial shift for a job that i really want in 4 hours, I’m fucking smashed. Why do i do this? I screamed at my brother up town, i threatened to knock some girl out and i tried and failed at flirting. I feel horrible.

Bags for days, feeling whack

Bags for days, feeling whack

Anonymous asked: If a black man asked you to use the word n*gga in the bedroom with him would you?

i ddunno, it hasn’t happened so…

Its august, i just woke up wearing a beanie and socks


"Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?!
"I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."

(via z0mbie-pirate)

Bye bye summer

Bye bye summer