Go choke on your irony

Alix Smith.
Dippy barmaid who walks into stuff and falls over a lot.

I had a crazy week, followed by an even crazier weekend, now its time to look for a job and get my life back on track.

Funny that the place I was so desperate to leave 5 years ago is the place that I feel so comfortable now, going back to kettering for 2 nights actually put everything into perspective. Seeing people who I was really close with and even people not so much so and them acting like nothing has changed between us, everyone was happy to see me. I enjoyed myself on friday night more than I have in a long time. Partying with my big brother til 7am, dancing on a stage with old friends, really genuinely enjoying myself with people who actually want to be around me. It was wonderful.

Favorite outfit

Favorite outfit

I really fucking miss having a guy

Flicking thru photo albums

Flicking thru photo albums

Anonymous asked: how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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Anonymous asked: Fuck I wanna fuck you so hard.

lovely, thanks.