Go choke on your irony

Alix Smith. Dumb bitch who talks too much and falls over a lot.

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movie:

  • abetterqueue.com - filter & browse Netflix instant movies with Rotten Tomatoe’s Tomatometer
  • oracleofbacon.org - connect actors by the movies they’ve acted in together
  • movie-censorship.com - find the differences between different releases of the same movie
  • imsdb.com - a database of tons of movie scripts!
  • whatthemovie.com - attempt to identify movies by the screenshot of one scene alone
  • canistream.it - check if something’s streaming on Netflix, Hulu, Vudu, Amazon, Crackle, Blockbuster, YouTuber, Redbox, or iTunes with one click!
  • doesthedogdie.comranks films based on whether the dog/pet in them dies, so you can watch without covering your eyes.
  • movie.tumblr.com - a tumblr blog full of movie quotes, scenes, facts, news, trailers and everything else movies!

I’ll give it to you movie.tumblr.com you earned my follow after this. Much love to the growing movie community on tumblr!

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I made a promise to stay away from you, a promise I couldn’t keep. What if something happens to you because of me.

I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you

Anywhere I would’ve followed you

(Source: gwenstacye, via hell0georgia)

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

(via babymilksnake)